I'ma get sooo much done today! Get me that 3.5 GPA, baby.
Just got to find a desk, get set up and then it’s “Take that, ‘Artistic movements of 15th Century Florence’ module!”
Why are all the desks taken? I’m here so early, you should be able to get a desk at 1.30pm?
OK that guy is legit asleep on the one by the window so I’m just gonna...slide...in...here...yes! The desk is mine.
Sorrynotsorry Sleepy Steve
OK - got my Starbies, laptop on, notebook open, pen - pen? PEN. WHO COMES TO THE LIBRARY WITHOUT A PEN? Studying fail
This is a nice seat, I can see right over the campus. It is not fair that the sun has come out just as I sit down.
Thanks for teasing me, Sun. I wish I was at the beach.
There are so many people here that I kinda recognise from frat parties, awkward
Just going to Snapchat a revision selfie real quick: That library lyf. Dog filter, obviously.
Classical music to help me concentrate, that’s what I need...
Maybe just a couple party tunes first
Ah! Thank you Apple Music, my saviour with a concentration playlist - sorted
Is this...whale song?
Let’s search for the list of books I need on the system. Checked out...checked out...checked out...checked out...
WHY ARE PEOPLE SELFISH?
There’s like, 300 people on my course, why would they have only one of each book?!
What kind of library Hunger Games is this?!
The book should be right here, why is it NOT here?
Oh wrong shelf, I’ve got to go...downstairs?! Buuuuuh
Finally - ooh this book is so old, it has that gross-but-kinda-nice old book smell
Loooooool someone drew a penis in chapter 12
Just gonna add some pubes.... haha
Chapter 13... Wait - this is revision? I really don’t remember this
How much of revision should be learning something for the first time?
How do I know all of the lyrics to the Fresh Prince theme tune but I can’t get this to stick in my head?
“So this is the story all about how I can’t find the answers I need right now”
Oooh there’s Katie from my Tuesday class, she’s so annoying
I bet Katie remembers chapter 13
Maybe she could be my study buddy, we could make a group
Urgh no that would be awful, she’s the worst
Should have made my roommate come to the library with me, then at least I wouldn't be so bored
I need one of those dog training collars to zap me every time I look out the window
Why haven’t they invented a way to scan knowledge into your brain yet?
I need to write that down, that’s a next-level invention for me to make my billions
Wow, I’m hungry - no fear, I have a packet of chips
Mmm, chips = life
Whoops - it is impossible to eat chips quietly, why did I bring the loudest snack?
I can see you glaring at me Carl from apartment 52 - you have NO chill. I’m hungry, deal with it
I know you’re seeing Amy and Jessica at the same time Carl, I could end you, Carl
I’m still hungry, I did NOT bring enough food
I need to copy this page, how do I do that?
10¢ A SHEET?! We have to pay to print?! Where do my college fees go?
I’ll just get a pic on my iPhone thank you very much - FOR NOTHING
There is a hot guy at the printer though
Is he hot? I think he might be?
Or am I just deprived of human contact?
OH GOD, HE’S LOOKING OVER
PRETEND TO STUDY! PLEASE LOOK AWAY!
Aaaand that’s why I’m single
I wish Carl would stop talking so loudly, I can’t concentrate - I feel a bit bad about the chips thang now
Come oooon, I got this! I just need to get my head down and smash these finals
I’ve SO got this! I am a QUEEN! I am going to SLAY this!
If I could go back in time and ask some Italians about art, that would really help, though
What’s the point anyway, I probably won’t even use my college degree
Am I going to search on job sites and see “Art historian wanted”? Get real
My whole life is a sham, my future is doomed
I should just start a blog and get paid to wear nice clothes and stuff
But, only two more weeks in finals hell and then it’s freeeeedom
I should go somewhere with The Squad over summer
Yes! Full moon parties in Thailand or inter-railing round Europe!
Wow, flights are expensive
How does anyone afford to travel when they’re studying?!
Is selling my kidney a legit option for holiday money?
Probably shouldn’t Google ‘black market organs’ on school property
You know what? I have actually got loads done today
Plus, it’s getting dark now. You can’t be at the library after dark, that’s just hella depressing
I’ll come back tomorrow with both roommates, they’ll keep me focused for sure
See you later library, you douchebag
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