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We are in the golden age of technology, and with that comes THOUSANDS of choices and products which can make shopping WAYYY more stressful than it needs to be. So, we’ve created a guide to help you find which tech product works best for you! Scroll along and find out which is your PERF match 😏 We love playing matchmaker.

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Before we start the process, here are some of the criteria that you guys gave us!

Quality over PRICE! ‘Cause good devices are investments that should give and GIVE 🎉 If it sounds like a red flag relo, you’re doing it right 😂 1 in 10 of you will be buying a laptop for the first time (omg, how exciting we get to part of this life-changing moment 🤩) and more than HALF of you are looking to upgrade your current laptop

And you guys are looking for;

Following Sima’s aunty rules, now that we have the criteria set out - let’s get to matching you up with your better half!

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Contestant #1 - Laptops

Are you undertaking a creative course, or dabbling with side hustles?

Macbook Air

• Access to a wide array of professional apps like Final Cut Pro
• Classic set-up
• Universally used and acclaimed

ASUS Vivobook S14

• ASUS Intelligent Performance Technology (AIPT) makes everything FASTER & more EFFICIENT
• IceBlade fan, to keep your laptop cool under pressure
• Ability to support multiple programs

Portability your priority?

Samsung Galaxy Tab T8

• Dual speaker
• 8 inch, 1280 x 800 pixel display
• One UI makes looking at multiple tabs easier

Dell XPS 17

• 4K touch display
• Super slim and lightweight
• Intel’s 12th Generation Core

In a course that has reading, homework, quizzes, assignments and exams ALL the time??

Macbook Pro

• Charged by M1 AND M2 chips, making it VERY fast
• Up to 38 core GPU
• Up to 22 hours battery life

Lenovo IdeaPAD Duet Chromebook

• 2 in 1 Chromebook
• Log in with Google to streamline your experience
• Secure functions

Always down for a gaming sesh with your mates?

Dell G15

• NVIDIA® GeForce® RTX 3050 Ti 4GB (great graphics)
• 12th Generation Intel® Core™ i7-12700H & 16GB RAM (super fast)
• Anti-glare LED backlight

Razor Blade 15

• 13th Gen Intel® Core™ i7 Processor
• NVIDIA® GeForce RTX™ 40 Series graphics
• AMAZING visuals

Contestant #2 - Phones

Taking iconic shots your first priority?

Google Pixel 6a

• Intelligent photography
• Real Tone, Pixel Camera, Night Sight - included to make your pics look pro
• 24H battery

Samsung Galaxy

• Multi-task with EASE
• DSLR-grade camera tech
• Change up the modes with one tap

Want an overall streamlined experience?

iPhone

• Intuitive functions
• Has access to commonly used apps
• Easier to use

Galaxy Note 10

• S pen included
• More screen to do more
• Full quota of RAM to make the long study days easier

Contestant #3 - Programs

Is travel on your mind? Then perhaps learning a new language is #1 on your list!

SkillShare

• THOUSANDS of classes available
• Be taught by industry professionals
• Learn whenever you want to

Lingopie

• Learn while you watch
• Review & learn at your own pace
• Designed for every kinda level

Need to take a second for your mental health?

Mindfulness

• Over 2000 practices to train your brain
• Sleep more, stress less
• Lives on your phone

Want to learn NEW skills without going into IRL classes?

MusicGurus

• Flexible learning hours, and completely online
• Suits beginners to expert levels
• Practice resources available

New Skills Academy

• Over 900 courses
• ALL online
• Gain verifiable qualifications

Contestant #4 - Accessories

Need to beat your Spotify listening minutes from last year?

Jabra Elite 4 Earbuds

• Ideal for everyday use, from work to study to chill jam sessions
• Active noise cancellation
• Take this quiz to find your perfect pair!

JBL Tune 710BT Headphones

• Lightweight & foldable
• Detachable cord so running out of battery is never an issue
• 50H battery life!

Gotta have something more than JUST your laptop? Like a mouse, keyboard?

• Typo has EVERYTHING!!
• HP Accessories
• Casetify - spice up your devices 🕶️

Who will you be giving your final rose to? Let us know who got your heart 😍