Obviously we can't, hence the cringey pun title of this blog post. But, seriously, we've got some seriously amazing prizes coming to Birmingham and Cardiff in a giant shipping container. Sounds crazy, probably is, but it'll be awesome and you could win an early Christmas present from us just by diving into a ball pit - nothing could be easier! Up for grabs we have...

• 5 x £20 Rare London vouchers
• 5 x £15 Skinnydip vouchers
• 1 x £50 Skinnydip voucher
• 4 x £25 Ohh Deer vouchers
• 4 x 1 pair of shoes/boots from Base London
• 3 x £100 Missguided vouchers
• 3 x £50 Paperchase vouchers
• 2 x cameras from Urban Outfitters
• 4 x £25 PrettyLittleThing vouchers
• 2 x £25 Farah vouchers
• 2 x £25 Original Penguin vouchers
• A variety of gift boxes from Boots including Liz Earle and Soap & Glory
• 4 x £50 Miss Selfridge vouchers
• 1 x Paul's Boutique bag & matching purse
• 1 x Paul's Boutique Veronica clutch bag worth £55
• 1 x Paul's Boutique purse
• 1 x £25 Paul's Boutique store credit
• 1 x £50 Paul's Boutique store credit

AND BREATHE! We'll be in Birmingham (by the Rotunda, near Zara) on Tuesday 10th November and Cardiff (Queen Street by the Capitol Shopping Centre) on Wednesday 11th November - we'll see you there!