I'ma get sooo much done today! Get me that 2:1, baby.
Just got to find a desk, get set up and then it’s “Take that, ‘Artistic movements of 15th Century Florence’ module!”
Why are all the desks taken? I’m here so early, you should be able to get a desk at 1.30pm?
OK that guy is legit asleep on the one by the window so I’m just gonna...slide...in...here...yes! The desk is mine.
Sorrynotsorry Sleepy Steve
OK - Got my coffee, laptop on, notebook open, pen - pen? PEN. WHO COMES TO THE LIBRARY WITHOUT A PEN? Revision fail already.
This is a nice spot, I can see right over the campus green. It is not fair that the sun has come out just as I sit down.
Thanks for teasing me, Sun. Slutty Sun.
There are so many people here that I kinda recognise from nights out, awks.
Just going to Snapchat a revision selfie real quick: That library lyf. Dog filter, obviously.
Classical music to help me concentrate, that’s what I need...
Maybe just a couple The Weeknd bangers first...
Damnit, now I’m in the mood to go out tonight.
Ah! Thank you Apple Music, my saviour with a concentration playlist - sorted
Is this...whale song?
Let’s search for the list of books I need on the system. Checked out...checked out...checked out...checked out...
WHY ARE PEOPLE SELFISH?
There’s like, 300 people on my course, why would they have only one of each book?!
What kind of library Hunger Games is this?!
At least they have two books left on Italian history. Just got to find them with this Dewey Decimal thang
I think I remember how to find books with the Dewey Decimal system from welcome week...?
The book should be right here, why is it NOT here?
Oh wrong shelf, I’ve got to go...downstairs?! Buuuuuh
Mr Dewey Decimal is having a massive laugh at me right now with his weird, shit, treasure map code
DEWEY LIKE IT? NO WE DON’T! HAHAHAHAHA kill me.
Finally - ooh this book is so old, it has that gross-but-kinda-nice old book smell
Loooooool someone drew a penis in chapter 12
Just gonna add some pubes....looool
That’s going on Insta #art
Urgh, can’t Cmd-F to find the bit I need to read in an actual book, though
Chapter 13... Wait - this is revision? I really don’t remember this
How much of revision should be learning something for the first time?
I should have done some actual reading during Reading Week
How do I know all of the lyrics to the Fresh Prince theme tune but I can’t get this to stick in my head?
“So this is the story all about how I can’t find the answers I need right now”
Oooh there’s Keeno Katie from Tuesday seminars, she’s so annoying
I bet Keeno Katie remembers chapter 13
Maybe she could be my library buddy
Urgh no that would be awful, she’s terrible
Don’t give me those sideways eyes KK, it’s not my fault our first semester group project got a D
How was I supposed to know you can’t reference Wikipedia?
Should have made my housemate come to the library with me, then at least I wouldn't be so bored
I bet she’s sat home watching the Hollyoaks omnibus without me
I wonder which McQueen family member will crawl out of the woodwork, this week?
NO - concentrate! You can do this!
I need one of those dog training collars to zap me every time I look out the window
Why haven’t they invented a way to scan knowledge into your brain yet?
I need to write that down, that’s some next-level Dragon’s Den shit
Wow, I’m hungry - no fear, I have a packet of Monster Munch
Mmm, Monster Munch = life
It is impossible to eat crisps quietly, why did I bring the loudest snack?
I can see you glaring at me Carl from flat 52 - you have NO chill. I’m hangry, deal with it.
I know you’re seeing Amy and Jess at the same time, Carl, I could end you, Carl.
I’m still hungry, I did NOT bring enough food
I bet Deliveroo would come to the library if I was dead nice in the comments section
I need to photocopy this page, how do I do that?
5P A SHEET?! We have to pay to print?! Where do my tuition fees go?
I’ll just get a pic on my iPhone thank you very much - FOR NOTHING
There is a fit guy at the printer though
Is he hot? I think he might be?
Or am I just deprived of human contact?
No, he’s definitely fit, that Chess Soc hoody is really doing things to me
OH GOD, HE’S LOOKING OVER
TYPEY, TYPEY REVISEY, REVISEY, PLEASE LOOK AWAY
Aaaand that’s why I’m single
I wish Carl would shut up talking so loudly, I can’t concentrate - I feel a bit bad about the crisp thing now
SHUT YOUR TINDER-OBSESSED FACE, CARL!
Come oooon, I got this! I just need to get my head down and smash these final exams
I’ve SO got this! I am a QUEEN! I am going to SLAY this!
If I could go back in time and ask some Italians about art in Florence that would really help, though
What’s the point anyway, I probably won’t even use my degree
Am I going to search on job sites and see “Art historian wanted”? Get real
My whole life is a sham, my future is doomed
I should just start a blog and get paid to wear nice clothes and stuff
But, only two more weeks in the fiery pit of exam hell and then summer freeeeedom
I should go somewhere with The Squad over summer
Yes! Full moon parties in Thailand or inter-railing round Europe!
Wow, flights are expensive
How does anyone afford to travel over summer break?!
I can’t even afford Penguin biscuits. I have to buy Aldi Seal bars
I wish I had a Seal bar right now
Is selling my kidney a legit option for holiday money?
Probably shouldn’t Google ‘black market organs’ on school property
You know what? I have actually got loads done today
Plus, it’s getting dark now. You can’t be at the library after dark, that’s just hella depressing
I’ll come back tomorrow with both housemates, they’ll keep me focussed for sure
See you later library, you dick
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